Never dance with a naked baby

because it's a bad idea.

Not even if the baby is cute
Not even if the baby is much happier diaper-less
Not even if your favorite Clumsy Lover's song is playing
Not even if no one's watching.

Because that's how you get yellow baby poop on the carpet.
Because that's how your favorite shirt gets covered in baby poop as you try to protect the carpet.
Because that's one more reason you will be attempting to do yet another load of laundry.

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